NARAL's "Sex Ed Haikus" Contest

NARAL recently hosted a "Sex Ed Haikus" contest (as is usual with this sort of thing, any resemblance to actual haiku is purely coincidental.)
http://www.prochoiceamerica.org/sexedforgrownups/hot_haikus.htm
Jack Fowler of NRO's the Corner suggested

Please someone destroy
The sonogram machines! They’re
Revealing the truth!